KOMEDYA

Mahilig talaga itong si gloria magsalita nang palpak!
Ewan ko kung totoong nag-graduate sa Georgetown U. ito!
Parang wala sa kalibre, eh!
Parang nag-iinarte lang ang buwayang ito!
Typical gloria: orocan!


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A couple of days ago, she reacted to the survey about hunger.
She clamed that she, too, skipped a meal in the past three weeks.

Once only in a span of three weeks?

How about the lesser mortals who go hungry everyday?

How insensitive, considering most Pinoys
do not even have money to buy a decent meal a day.

Added to that,
IT IS OUR MONEY she gobbles!
TAX natin yun!

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While surfing various blogs I visit,
I saw this one comment which smacked right into bullseye:

Anna de Brux said:
"She could do with skipping a meal every day
for the simple reason that her big fat behind is such a flabby blob
so missing a meal would do wonders for her sagging ass."

Tawa ko lang!
Sapul!

I couldn't agree more!
Mama PanDoc has grown big
having eaten the blood, sweat and tears of
OFWs and all those who have to make TIIS
everyday just to survive.

Mama PanDoc's statements
have been made into a butt of jokes
everywhere, I was informed.
Well, that....
is typical Pinoy's reaction
to whatever malaise that comes our way.

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Several days ago, the target was Satur Ocampo.
He, who was forcibly [bodily] carried to a private heli
to face arrest warrat in Leyte.....
a case that was said to have resolved years ago.
Then in mid-air, they were told to come back to Manila.

So, what happened?
It turned out that the judge in Leyte agreed
to have Satur detained in Manila.

Trip ng mga bandido ni gloria na busalan ang bibig ng oposisyon,
but look what happened.
Satur must have had a hell of an experience
[while on the flight, baka nga naman ma-Mijares siya, noh!]
but he gained publicity points and brought his entire
Party-List group, Bayan Muna, with him!
Gratis, courtesy of the CTs [Certified Tutas].
Satur and his group must be grinning from ear-to-ear these days!

KOMEDYA ang nangyayari sa Bayan.
Komedya rin ang ginagawa ng mga nangsunggab ng poder!
Halos lahat ng ginagawa sa ngayon ay palabas lamang!
......and those who feel for Inang Bayan aren't laughing!
This malady must go and go ASAP!
Hindi ka na nakakatawa!