Friday, June 6, 2008

The Shepherd And The Nymph

I remember in HS where a classmate and I competed in some school contests and we delivered poems by great classic poets of old. Here's some lines my partner and I recited from memory. I wonder where in the world has my partner gone? Those were the days....Oh-lah-lah!




The Passionate Shepherd To His Love
{Christopher Marlowe}
The Nymph's Reply to the Shepherd
{Sir Walter Raleigh}
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  • Come, live with me and be my love
  • And we will all the pleasures prove
  • That valleys, groves, hills and fields
  • Woods, or steepy mountain yields.
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  • If all the world and love were young,
  • And truth in every shepherd's tongue,
  • These pretty pleasures might me move
  • To live with thee and be thy love.
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  • And we will sit upon the rocks,
  • Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks,
  • By shallow rivers, to whose falls,
  • Melodious birds sing madrigals.
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  • Time drives the flocks from field to fold,
  • When rivers rage and rocks grow cold,
  • And Philomel becometh dumb,
  • The rest complains of cares to come.
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  • And I will make thee beds of roses
  • And a thousand fragrant posies,
  • A cap of flowers and a kirtle,
  • Embroider'd all with leaves of myrtle.
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  • The flowers do fade, and wanton fields
  • To wayward winter reckoning yields;
  • A honey tongue, a heart of gall,
  • Is fancy's spring, but sorrow's fall.
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  • A gown made of the finest wool,
  • Which from our pretty lambs we pull;
  • Fair-lined slippers for the cold,
  • With buckles of the purest gold.
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  • Thy gowns, thy shoes, thy beds of roses,
  • Thy cap, thy kirtle and thy posies,
  • Soon break, soon wither, soon forgotten--
  • In folly ripe, in reason rotten.
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  • A belt of straw and ivy buds,
  • With coral clasps and amber studs,
  • And if these pleasures made thee move,
  • Come live with me and be my love.
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  • Thy belt of straw and ivy buds,
  • Thy coral clasps, thy amber studs,
  • All these in me, no means can move,
  • To come to thee and be thy love.
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  • The shepherd swains shall dance and sing,
  • For thy delight each May morning;
  • If these delights thy mind may move,
  • Then live with me and be my love.
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  • But could youth last and love still breed,
  • Had joys no date, nor age no need
  • Then these delights my mind might move
  • To live with thee and be thy love.
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Sunday, June 1, 2008

Endless Ways To Say I Love You!!!!



  1. Americans: I love you!
  2. Afrikaans: Ek is lief vir jouf!
  3. Albanian: Te dua!
  4. Amharic: Afekrishalehou!
  5. Arabic: Oshiboke {boy to girl}/ Noshiboka {girl to boy}
  6. Armenian: Yes kez si`rumem
  7. Basque: Maite zaitut!
  8. Bengali: Ami tomake bahlobashi!
  9. Bosnian: Volim te!
  10. Bulgarian: Obicham te!
  11. Catalan: T`estimo!
  12. Creole: Mi aime jou!
  13. Croatian: Volim te!
  14. Czech: Miluji tev!
  15. Danish: Jeg elsker dig!
  16. Dutch: Ik hou van je!
  17. English: I love You!
  18. Esperanto: Mi amas vin!
  19. Estonian: Mina armastan sind!
  20. Farsi: Tora dost daram!
  21. Filipino: Iniibig Kita!
  22. Finnish: (Ma) Rakastan sua!
  23. French: Je t`aime!
  24. Frisian: Ik hald fan dei!
  25. Galician: Querote!
  26. German: Ich liebe dich!
  27. Greek: S`ayapo!
  28. Gujarati: Hoon tane pyar karoochhoon! tane chaahuN chhuN!
  29. Hawaiian: Aloha wau ia 'oe!
  30. Hebrew: Anee ohev otakh {boy-to-girl}// Anee ohevet otkha! {girl-to-boy}
  31. Hindi: Main tumase pyar karta hun {b>g}//Main tumase pyar karti hun{g>b}
  32. Hungarian: Szeretlek!
  33. Icelandic: Eg elska thig!
  34. Indonesian: Saya cinta padamu!
  35. Irish: T'a gr'a agam dhuit!
  36. Italian: Ti amo!
  37. Japanese: {Kimi o] Aishiteiru!
  38. Korean: {Dangsinul] Saranghee yo!
  39. Latin: Te amo!
  40. Latvian: Es tevi milu!
  41. Lithuanian: As tave myliu!
  42. Malaysian: Saya cintamu!
  43. Mandarin: Wo ai ni!
  44. Marshallese: Yokwe Yuk!
  45. Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg!
  46. Polish: Kocham ciebie!
  47. Portuguese: Eu te amo!
  48. Romanian: Te iubesc!
  49. Russian: Ya tyebya lyublyu!
  50. Sanskrit: Twayi snihyaami!
  51. Serbian : Volim te!
  52. Sesotho: Kiyahurata!
  53. Slovak: Lubim ta!
  54. Slovenian: Ljubim te!
  55. Spanish: Te amo!
  56. Swahili: Nakupenda!
  57. Swedish: Jag alskar dig!
  58. Tagalog: Mahal Kita!
  59. Thai: Phnom rug khun! {b>g}//Chan rug khun {g>b}
  60. Turkish: Seni seviyorum!
  61. Ukranian: Ya tebe kokhayu!
  62. Urdu: Main tumse muhabbat karta hoon!{b>g}/Main tumse mohabbat karti hoon{g>b}
  63. Vietnamese: Anh yeu em {b-to>g}// Em yeu anh {g-to-b]
  64. Welsh: Rwy'n dy garu di!
  65. Zulu: Ngiyakuthanda!


No matter how we say it, the meaning remains the same! I LOVE YOU!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

$alary Increa$e


ONE DAY, an employee sent a letter to his Boss
asking for an increase in his salary.


Read on:

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Dear Bo$$,


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In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately.

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I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$, worker$ who

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have given $o much $upport, including $weat and $ervice to your Company.


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I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.


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Your$ $incerely,


Norman $oh



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The very next day, the employee received a reply:



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Dear NOrman,


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I kNOw you have been working very hard.
NOwadays, NOthing much has changed.
You must have NOticed that our Company is NOt doing
NOticeably well as yet.


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NOw the newspapers are saying the world's largest ecoNOmists
are not sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession.


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After the NOvember presidential elections, things may turn out bad.


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I have NOthing more to add NOw.
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You kNOw what I mean.

*



Yours truly,

The Manager

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

AH~LUV~STRAWBERRIES

'Tis the season to be merry!

Straberries still abound in Supermarket shelves and
in GreenHouses where people line up
to buy them by the pack....




...or...better still,
try one of those
"Eat~All~You~Can Spree".....



I did!
And I haven't moved a half-a-yard yet, and lo!
Was I full and could have no more!



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Wanna Have Some?

Take your pick!



*Photos taken from my celfone*
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

IVY PLANTS FOR YOUR BUILDINGS?




OK...

GLOBAL WARMING is really upon us,

and.....would you believe?

There are hordes of people making big business out of these
IVY plants that we used to consider as just big BS garbage?

Jiji had to deliver these "bed of ivy plants"
~inserted on foams bounded by leatherette casings~
similar to the seat cushion we have at home.
They are then held back with aluminum casings,
ready to be hooked on the building wall.
Great idea, huh?

He called my attention and showed me these
and allowed me to picture his delivery goods before
he left for his destination: Osaka,
that fashion center in the western part of Honshu.

In case you're wondering...
that's the back of his old truck he calls "Mis-Tra".
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These are to be used as wall sidings of a building
being built in the city.

Now I realize how much business people have been thinking to
lessen the impact of Global Warming that is really upon us all.

What about us?
...Yeah...you and me.....
and the rest of the world?

Are we doing enough?

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?????????




Friday, April 11, 2008

A~KISS IS JUST A KISS, BABY!

KISS ME, Honey!


KISS and be merry!


Cuddle up and kiss me, please!!!!


OK now....I'Ll kiss you, but you see, I'm busy!


"OK, OK! Mwaaahhh!"


FUNNY FURRY FRIENDS





Catcha!...macallitCAT!

Can't get enough?

See how they pose.....see their paws.

TAWA TAYM!=Ikalawang Yugto

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HOLDAPER: "Pili ka, wallet mo, o pasabugin ko utak mo?"

BIKTIMA: "Bahala ka dyan.....basta pareho lang yan,
parehong walang laman!"





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MISIS: "Ba't ngayon ka lang?"

MISTER: "Pashensya na ha? Nagyaya mga opishmeyt ko,
nagkainuman lang...hehe..hik*

MISIS: "Lasing ka, no?"

MISTER:
"Akoh? Lasheng? Shinoh me shabeh? Hindi noh!"

MISIS: "Anong hindi? Wala ka namang trabaho,
pa'no ka magkaka-opismeyt? Tado!"





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JUN-JUN:
"Inay! Alam mo, ako lang ang nakasagot sa titser kanina!"

NANAY: "Very Good! Ano ba ang tanong ng titser mo ha?"

JUN-JUN: "Sino ang walang assignment?"




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TITSER: "Ano ang hugis ng mundo?"

JUAN: "Kuwadrado po, Ma'am!"

TITSER: "Mga bata, bilog talaga ang mundo!"

JUAN: "
Pero Ma'am, sabi po ng Lolo ko, narating na niya ang
apat na sulok ng mundo.
Eh, may sulok po ba ang bilog?"


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BOSS asks his sexy secretary to a dinner after overtime:
"Are you free tonight?"

SEXY SECRETARY replies: "Sir ha, ...h'wag naman FREE.
Bibigyan na lang kita ng discount."


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ELISEO: "Sobra na talaga ang katangahan ng kumare mo!
Ang akala niya ang LAWSUIT eh uniporme ng pulis."

JOSHUA: "Sus! Tanga nga! Eh 'di ba uniporme ng abogado yun?"


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HOST: "Ano po ang maipaglilingkod namin sa inyo?"

TANDA: "Puwede po bang manawagan?"

HOST: "Bakit, ilang taon na po ba kayo?"

TANDA:
" 98 years old na po."

HOST: "Wow! Ang tanda na po pala ninyo....
O sige po, manawagan na po kayo."

TANDA: "Itay! Umuwi na po kayo! Hindi na galit si Lolo sa inyo!"



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Namatay ang isang mister na babaero.
Sa Rewuiem Mass, sabi ng PARI patungkol sa namatay:
"A family man, an honest man, a good man...."

Binulungan ng BIYUDA ang panganay na anak:
"Anak, pakisilip nga ang kabaong kung Daddy mo talaga ang nasa loob!"


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Monday, April 7, 2008

TAWA TAYM!

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REPORTER: "Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence o witness kaya,
ano po ang next step ninyo?"

POLICE: "DNA muna...DNA....."

REPORTER: "Sir, ano po yung DNA????"

POLICE: "Di Namin Alam."


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Mamang Una: "Away kami ni Misis. Nag-historical siya!"

Mamang Pangalawa: "Pre...baka ibig mong sabihin, nag-hysterical siya."

Mamany Una: "Hindi! Historical, kasi nga inungkat ang lahat ng mga

kasalanan ko!"



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EMPLOYEE: "Boss, pede po bang ako na lang ang papalit dun sa Manager
na kamamatay lang?"

BOSS: "Sa akin, OK lang, ewan ko lang kung papayag ang punerarya."



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BOBO 1: "Pare, alam mo ba ang tawag sa paniking mababa ang lipad?"

BOBO 2: "Hindi eh. Ano nga ba?"

BOBO 1: "Lowbat, pare.....LOWBAT!"


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BOY: "Nay! Muntik na akong maging TOP ONE sa klase!"

NANAY: "Ows! Ba't mo naman nasabi yan?"

BOY: "Ini-announce kasi kanina sa klase ang TOP ONE.
Ang tinuro ni Ma'am, yung katabi ko.
Tsk! Muntik na ako!"


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BONGBONG: "Pare, sino idol mo?"

CHAVIT: "Si Arnold Schwarzenegger."

BONGBONG: "Sige nga, spell Schwarzenegger....."

CHAVIT: "Hindi, joke lang, pare.....
Si Jet Li talaga ang idol ko!"



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ERAP writing on a slum book:

FAVORITE ACTOR:

Arnold Schwarze......[erase....]
Arnold Schwarzene......[erase]
Arnold Schwarzenee....[erase]
Arnold Schwazenne.....[erase]
Arnold Schwarzenee....[erase]
Arnold Schwazeenne...[erase]


.........
Arnold Clavio!

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Chinese Horoscope*

This year is the Year of the Iron Dragon,
{so they say...}

and here's wishing you
~albeit too late my dears~

Prosperity and Good Fortune in the Days To Come.

Here's one to change the nasty feeling that has been with us
in the past months of "tongpats" and 'bukols'
courtesy of the Greedy Group Plus Plus.

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Whatever you do...never, never cheat!
{Doncha ever follow the Resident Evil's example, will ya?}

Again, never cheat
OR this thing won't work, OK?

This'll take only three minutes
and the result will freak you out, babe!

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And here's the good thing:
"Your wish will come true....after a while..."
~ that's what the sender said to me!~

Don't read ahead.
Just follow each step as it comes by....




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  • First get a paper and a pen[cil].
  • When writing NAMES, be sure they are actually people you know.
  • Go with your FIRST INSTINCTS. Quite important for best results.
  • Scroll down one at a time, otherwise you will ruin the fun!

Ready? Get set....GO!


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1.
On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers
1~through 11 in a column on the left.













2.
Beside numbers 1& 2 ,
write down any 2 numbers you like.
{Do you have a favorite number?}











3.
Beside numbers 3 & 7
write down the names
of two members of the opposite sex.





Caution:
Do not look ahead OR it will not turn out right!








4.
Write anyone's names
~like friends or family~
next to numbers
4, 5, & 6









Do not cheat....
or you'll be upset that you did!






5.
Write down four song titles
in numbers
8, 9, 10 & 11













6. Finally.....

Make a Wish!







OK now....
Are You Ready?

Here is the
KEY to the Game:






1. The number of people you must tell about this game
is found in Space 2.




2.The person is Space 3 is the one you love.




3. The person you like but
your relationship cannot work
is in Space 7.



4. You care most about the person
you put in Space 4.



5.The person you name in Space 5
is the one who knows you very well.





6. The person you named in Space 6 is
your lucky star.




7. The song in 8 is the song that matches
with the person in Space 3.





8. The title in 9 is the song for
Person in 7.




9. The 10th Space is the song
that tells you most about your mind.





10. And 11 is the Song telling you how you feel about LIFE.






11. Number 1 is your LUCKY NUMBER!




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*Wanna send this to anyone you know?
Why not?

Could make them happy and surprised....

just like what it did to you and me!

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