tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22132546511543482024-03-05T04:10:45.052-08:00HEART STATIONSome people say the mind rules all others, but without one's heart, or soul, Life is nothing!
Try to grow into a mountain;
Try not to not shrink to a grain of sand.Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.comBlogger59125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-57814924777180856332008-10-15T00:44:00.000-07:002008-10-15T01:16:01.492-07:00EUROPEAN ENGLISH<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >The European Commission has<br /> announced an agreement whereby <br />English will be used<br />as the official language of the <br />European Union, rather than German,<br />which was the other possibility.<br /><br /><br />As part of the negotiations,<br />the British government conceded that<br />English spelling had some room for<br />improvement, and has accepted a<br />five-year phase-in plan<br />that would later be known as<br />Euro-English.<br /><br /><br />In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'.<br />Sertainly, this will make the<br />sivil servants jump with joy.<br /><br /><br />The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'.<br />This would klear up konfusion and keyboards kan<br />have one less letter.<br /><br /><br />There will be growing publik enthusiasm<br />in the sekond year when the<br />troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f' .<br />This will make words like 'fotograf' 20% shorter.<br /><br /><br /><br />In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling<br />kan be expekted to reach where more komplikated <br />changes are possible.<br /><br /><br />Governments will enkourage the removal of<br />double letters which have always<br />ben a deterent to akurate speling.<br /><br /><br /><br />Also, al wil agre <br />that the horibl mes of that silent 'e'<br />in the languag is disgrasful<br />and it should go away.<br /><br /><br /><br />By the 4th yer,<br />peopl wil be reseptiv to steps<br />such as replasing 'th' with 'z'<br />and 'w' with 'v'.<br /><br />During ze fifz yer,<br />ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd<br />from vords kontaining 'ou'<br />....and after ziz fifz yer,<br />ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.<br /><br /><br />Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis<br />and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.<br />Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.<br /><br /><br />Und efter ze fifz yer,<br />ve vil al be speking German<br />like zey vunt ed in ze fors plast.<br /><br />******</span><br /><br /><br /></span></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-24455548956255927032008-09-23T16:43:00.000-07:002008-09-23T16:49:45.473-07:00`Tis Autumn, My Dear!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivYOr5apMlaAB38CgtslTDFKl4JAiecb6AH5iXgpOA4tI3OVKcW8HAcHNoBvU130vGBvHhZNrZkR3j5BumXPGBkO3F7omOi-VliDvRP65UDbBKrZJSwOMgB7cjoUbsn7MzJQRlbEDeDWQ/s1600-h/autumnColors.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivYOr5apMlaAB38CgtslTDFKl4JAiecb6AH5iXgpOA4tI3OVKcW8HAcHNoBvU130vGBvHhZNrZkR3j5BumXPGBkO3F7omOi-VliDvRP65UDbBKrZJSwOMgB7cjoUbsn7MzJQRlbEDeDWQ/s320/autumnColors.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249367777401248242" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >*</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >summer ends....<br />weather changing;<br />swift breeze a breakin`<br />`tis autumn, my dear!<br /><br />*<br /></span></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-44120395904854016602008-09-18T17:28:00.000-07:002008-09-18T17:33:46.709-07:00Morning<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIof4Vr83wLjuAOUDnOb0z7Wn3l-mjJgMRXcSpzGhqI0w9Nw5MI-pf8xLGDak4i9bZOYiXSoLVWwY-3my31VD24xigLozhB2jX93sD8p03aMq3t6NFIdbyOieLlg2gBk-nLD_dTms5hh8/s1600-h/CDs.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIof4Vr83wLjuAOUDnOb0z7Wn3l-mjJgMRXcSpzGhqI0w9Nw5MI-pf8xLGDak4i9bZOYiXSoLVWwY-3my31VD24xigLozhB2jX93sD8p03aMq3t6NFIdbyOieLlg2gBk-nLD_dTms5hh8/s320/CDs.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247523809201167506" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-family: lucida grande;"><span style="font-size:180%;">*<br />morning comes--<br />sunshine creeps<br />clouds hover--<br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-35658839706619597482008-07-28T15:50:00.000-07:002008-12-08T19:35:03.801-08:00Bored? Try this!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxTkhKBY6L8muhMeg-Pr3kSx5UuCojlFd5i41f5asi6zTyZqJpxqiIkYISORrlSnluydo5qPW1SERSXGw7XaZaS2ezkSyswzc7HTkSTk6eySYv85-cqXhNKsg_AVViJYgcH3FgLFrYkt0/s1600-h/heartflower-babe.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxTkhKBY6L8muhMeg-Pr3kSx5UuCojlFd5i41f5asi6zTyZqJpxqiIkYISORrlSnluydo5qPW1SERSXGw7XaZaS2ezkSyswzc7HTkSTk6eySYv85-cqXhNKsg_AVViJYgcH3FgLFrYkt0/s320/heartflower-babe.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228208622971888226" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9YOvn64Oz6u3Pwc_qoV7WeR2Yjg96roItCFRJ2GneO8sWN7g5Z2GQkSIc_1IrqTUC6HJOCmpMEtX4gNrl-QqrMJKU7Y7HZGQDmivG2nCb4fFDJu7WFv_3e_PgnFxnpFOUYEPfwCT-dfg/s1600-h/Sign-Come+In+%26...jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzhUv2akFgOt8CfIYaLBbTMWBxxjsFKT4yJbPx6Lk4KkE1FskWV454OEt-1Eq9jdr3k_sMFJfyOaaeJM9MQqKXHeXmmSEvx8ntWeW6tj0WdGz2pqnf0IEPHEYjkvcPV8sQccE3lv23c5U/s320/Sign-TryJesus.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228204873863709058" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Life is hard....</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />*<br />AFTERLIFE is even harder!</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:180%;" >*</span><br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg69FVQTvEBxTQebKSwbhhMNQcAepffYlYeP5NafBxJi9VUYGgsdfA_Et6LcSZSPcmansy05agoKHIkuTVZ_enKUHYz4ouBp-iB_t8QcwC_XNUYQMEIOwhnzyv27HYVYEMthAo-cP7fCuE/s1600-h/Sign-Aspire+To-.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg69FVQTvEBxTQebKSwbhhMNQcAepffYlYeP5NafBxJi9VUYGgsdfA_Et6LcSZSPcmansy05agoKHIkuTVZ_enKUHYz4ouBp-iB_t8QcwC_XNUYQMEIOwhnzyv27HYVYEMthAo-cP7fCuE/s320/Sign-Aspire+To-.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228204719822780386" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBvhhqD-y1N-dCg2pv0uaUarzTBdCe52kfdUasvsYX_WxZgRlG7LPm6OA5PZ-HpjrfYCXMCwQI6q8bMAG4Ows3Sho4nNzDMydMM0oHJSEjP1Q_xrSa4N-lGj7_MhGyOH_6SDMKng4CIN0/s1600-h/Sign-Where+will+U-.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBvhhqD-y1N-dCg2pv0uaUarzTBdCe52kfdUasvsYX_WxZgRlG7LPm6OA5PZ-HpjrfYCXMCwQI6q8bMAG4Ows3Sho4nNzDMydMM0oHJSEjP1Q_xrSa4N-lGj7_MhGyOH_6SDMKng4CIN0/s320/Sign-Where+will+U-.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228204551641309154" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-size:180%;" >Ah just luv the next one</span><br /><br />:<br />:<br />\/<br />*<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5cfF_lpGMhw9o__F9haTRb-eVp4Y8WxfMMJb6kNnXlGR6am7sDCVhW22jZw7JE-u20g1MUxaKPAosFy1zIThkzmT0Yhca8NCTeoqo08RjHSCG-Y-DWx2fEvXowVvvEdRCKN2YBoh_By8/s1600-h/Sign-UnderSame+Mgmnt.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5cfF_lpGMhw9o__F9haTRb-eVp4Y8WxfMMJb6kNnXlGR6am7sDCVhW22jZw7JE-u20g1MUxaKPAosFy1zIThkzmT0Yhca8NCTeoqo08RjHSCG-Y-DWx2fEvXowVvvEdRCKN2YBoh_By8/s320/Sign-UnderSame+Mgmnt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228203869919418194" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvCQykay3p_CtWQiuQbCY7KdjEu16agwNQddPfo2hzBRuRcGRFcMtnKdWv4Sm5-NOEH2xot4pMBNUwyS-vUaf6t87d8sJsg4I_vbeNTgjwwlWXHEk6r6Zdyhu1SOCgTcMhTpZHDUED2Ck/s1600-h/Sign-ILuvMyJesus.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvCQykay3p_CtWQiuQbCY7KdjEu16agwNQddPfo2hzBRuRcGRFcMtnKdWv4Sm5-NOEH2xot4pMBNUwyS-vUaf6t87d8sJsg4I_vbeNTgjwwlWXHEk6r6Zdyhu1SOCgTcMhTpZHDUED2Ck/s320/Sign-ILuvMyJesus.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228203601131225554" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">This is what I feel about all these things:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">X .............O<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Not just Love & Kisses, Kid....<br />Go on and find out....<br /><br />********<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Now try and place the mouse on the <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">X</span> below and drag it through <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">O</span>....and see what this is all about, Baby!</span><br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">X</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">*Even if we don't see God physically,<br /><br />HE IS ALWAYS WITH US!*</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">O<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIzaapxf8p0VSpIjrlkTHgEfWM1FiS6-vCX06emM1MaAeLOSCI5WXf2rkAh1ciGLxK8ofoMGwL_JyP2ujV3vQdScJXKq1f77tsxHiLfWzUSqewUI-nHD0Pp1KSNawOw4gEfPTEDAwsJ4s/s1600-h/Sign-Best+Vit4Christian.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIzaapxf8p0VSpIjrlkTHgEfWM1FiS6-vCX06emM1MaAeLOSCI5WXf2rkAh1ciGLxK8ofoMGwL_JyP2ujV3vQdScJXKq1f77tsxHiLfWzUSqewUI-nHD0Pp1KSNawOw4gEfPTEDAwsJ4s/s320/Sign-Best+Vit4Christian.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228203303021844786" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);font-size:180%;" >Have you tried reading the Bible, Brother/Sister?</span><br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRH4QwfLzoSGc9Co9VAisgKvcUefuo6Vb5sbQrOv7kQE5VT3ito8ZOGATmqzwdteJEP-FqqwN_Q32vc1zAdOhwUVuvI0egYGwOuHvNA8rjDBUbUVfEkgF9Ipz8lU1YVYecIL-rlnIJvWI/s1600-h/Sign-TryOurSundays.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRH4QwfLzoSGc9Co9VAisgKvcUefuo6Vb5sbQrOv7kQE5VT3ito8ZOGATmqzwdteJEP-FqqwN_Q32vc1zAdOhwUVuvI0egYGwOuHvNA8rjDBUbUVfEkgF9Ipz8lU1YVYecIL-rlnIJvWI/s320/Sign-TryOurSundays.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228203065071883282" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" >God Bless, Everyone!</span><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-17971034940361734792008-07-24T15:02:00.000-07:002008-12-08T19:35:05.510-08:00God's Amazing Pharmacy<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >********</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">It's been said that GOD first</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">separated the salt water from the fresh,</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">made dry land, planted a garden,</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">made animals and fish......</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">all before making humankind.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">HE made and provided what we need long before we were born.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">We are such slow learners.....</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">GOD left us a great clue</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">as to what food helps what part of our body!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">God's Amazing Pharmacy!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Amazing!</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPe9NJFss3Qv6VbOaSKfnLfnxeVFVVKmTqcoPOkWQKdthlQMXrQv0yQQd67x6Mk5MvxWuy_UbO391c6OKpY9XEDL1bPka8P4TnS3g3ihpkF_jPvGu6NW7IwFeRuVXQx3-Ebx_3EkTGo00/s1600-h/sliced+carrot.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPe9NJFss3Qv6VbOaSKfnLfnxeVFVVKmTqcoPOkWQKdthlQMXrQv0yQQd67x6Mk5MvxWuy_UbO391c6OKpY9XEDL1bPka8P4TnS3g3ihpkF_jPvGu6NW7IwFeRuVXQx3-Ebx_3EkTGo00/s320/sliced+carrot.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226737992892063538" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">A sliced carrot looks like the human EYE.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">The pupil, the iris, the radiating lines</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">looks just like the human eye!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">........And YES!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Science now shows that CARROTS greatly enhance</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">blood flow to and function of the eyes.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghp1LOKE1osIxqb-E3sxEhUtcZGS6EgOoE9Ra7t7KnJlHL2BCb5bgISga7p16geZoub9OjPDtLfIuWe2W_oFmWhyphenhyphengIhSO-Hr2Wa8s7ekhyARjQ4oTY6-z9YnP3Vr_PXpElxNckIZ5mpn8/s1600-h/sliced+tomato.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghp1LOKE1osIxqb-E3sxEhUtcZGS6EgOoE9Ra7t7KnJlHL2BCb5bgISga7p16geZoub9OjPDtLfIuWe2W_oFmWhyphenhyphengIhSO-Hr2Wa8s7ekhyARjQ4oTY6-z9YnP3Vr_PXpElxNckIZ5mpn8/s320/sliced+tomato.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226737820614804978" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">A TOMATO has four chambers and is red.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">The HEART has four chambers and is red!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Research shows Tomatoes are loaded with Lycopine</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">and are indeed pure heart and blood food.</span><br /><br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA9J_2hB8lvqANHpTGciYqOlWsZH7AkQvkwu2q86L4LOaTJTZ_McHIArEaCJTu4Tno6schzW-YVSUkjPmDI3c8ZsYSIA_kL14XxAgkYYQIDAXpQpkrC8irTTKi52NoJ63Ay6-mvnaRZXA/s1600-h/bunch+of+grapes.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA9J_2hB8lvqANHpTGciYqOlWsZH7AkQvkwu2q86L4LOaTJTZ_McHIArEaCJTu4Tno6schzW-YVSUkjPmDI3c8ZsYSIA_kL14XxAgkYYQIDAXpQpkrC8irTTKi52NoJ63Ay6-mvnaRZXA/s320/bunch+of+grapes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226737496289124098" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">GRAPES hang in cluster and has the shape of the HEART.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Each grape looks like a blood cell,</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">and now research shows that grapes</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.</span><br /><br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZml5P8i5TMjDV0uFmz-36oVF_JsUGPrK7Z5Yjx7PP0adyIFVUHCvxBqIx2lJ3jsESh_x6Qzz-q91jf6Nb9R25cxbB4A80tOHZfbRdeSl9gAjBVdlkZeJoPHR1RRMpXn3HAk2_mdXjs-k/s1600-h/walnut.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZml5P8i5TMjDV0uFmz-36oVF_JsUGPrK7Z5Yjx7PP0adyIFVUHCvxBqIx2lJ3jsESh_x6Qzz-q91jf6Nb9R25cxbB4A80tOHZfbRdeSl9gAjBVdlkZeJoPHR1RRMpXn3HAk2_mdXjs-k/s320/walnut.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226737113861802754" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">A WALNUT looks like a little BRAIN,</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">a left and right hemisphere,</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">Even the wrinkles or folds on the nut are just like the neo-cortex.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">We now know that Walnuts help develop more than</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">three dozen neuro-transmitters for brain function.</span><br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPyN4pZx6ss-Mt7OdjxVeW-XV_Dl6PCoefmuNUIo2gh4j2xEi-v6-r74G2vYgaWvQ2-LJbZe8CbRsxBuUKFqpiVyf5RzYaTcK92Fhic_KPrVo4-Fk9lKTcMWNtMUENjY4EHWpSjkxhSvk/s1600-h/Red+Kidney+beans.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPyN4pZx6ss-Mt7OdjxVeW-XV_Dl6PCoefmuNUIo2gh4j2xEi-v6-r74G2vYgaWvQ2-LJbZe8CbRsxBuUKFqpiVyf5RzYaTcK92Fhic_KPrVo4-Fk9lKTcMWNtMUENjY4EHWpSjkxhSvk/s320/Red+Kidney+beans.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226736942707700482" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Kidney BEANS actually help maintain kidney function,</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">......and yes, they actually look just like the human KIDNEYs.</span><br /><br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnUGPLS2zAk5k5VjdHkws0hzaEKY4wnUzaAClj-f4YMAv_YWFZ4LuYmgDzsCxLcgR8hD7QBs_aK-Xk51FafzGOugNM-OcoGM2820cQMZAQypB1NGxcwNiQNB-gRGFJz86ZngtYMz0MR4Y/s1600-h/Celery+Stalk.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnUGPLS2zAk5k5VjdHkws0hzaEKY4wnUzaAClj-f4YMAv_YWFZ4LuYmgDzsCxLcgR8hD7QBs_aK-Xk51FafzGOugNM-OcoGM2820cQMZAQypB1NGxcwNiQNB-gRGFJz86ZngtYMz0MR4Y/s320/Celery+Stalk.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226736557772595922" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">CELERY, Bok Choy and Rhubarb and many more looks just like BONES.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">These food specifically target bone strength.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Bones are 23% sodium and these food are exactly like that: 23% sodium!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">If you don't have enough sodium in your diet, The body pulls it from the bones,</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">thus making them weak. These food replenish the skeletal needs of the body.</span><br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVI6JSMnOtEH1hb5ZvXwki1hNw3T6Yl5XCD863YXR9yVaid-5Ilu1F2bF2cujEoa05jlPqppWXpLAkzEtyZ_64u919er2V-p2NiSjAjIGcZOz6eyKzhaLCUB2ElUet5olb1IWPKCO2WX8/s1600-h/Avocado.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVI6JSMnOtEH1hb5ZvXwki1hNw3T6Yl5XCD863YXR9yVaid-5Ilu1F2bF2cujEoa05jlPqppWXpLAkzEtyZ_64u919er2V-p2NiSjAjIGcZOz6eyKzhaLCUB2ElUet5olb1IWPKCO2WX8/s320/Avocado.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226736366492998850" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">AVOCADOes, EGGPLANTs and PEARs</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">target the health and function of the WOMB and CERVIX of the female:</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">they look just like these organs! Today's research shows that if a woman eats</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">one avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight,</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">It takes exactly nine {9} months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">There are over 14,000 photolytic hemical constituents of nutrition in each one</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">of these food {modern science has only studied and named 141 of them}.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjynQBLf1PLYYOWYEFP7VO0TxGmo6isdeE6oHPd0GONkD1EkpeYezW2ORmZhNOW7uQ4kSRRNriT-inHilIRcviHrZGPVEERnzlJV-447l3IsD20nRy8Z2JfVmD_wg8gPgI8EY01Tez5QsQ/s1600-h/sliced+FIGS.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjynQBLf1PLYYOWYEFP7VO0TxGmo6isdeE6oHPd0GONkD1EkpeYezW2ORmZhNOW7uQ4kSRRNriT-inHilIRcviHrZGPVEERnzlJV-447l3IsD20nRy8Z2JfVmD_wg8gPgI8EY01Tez5QsQ/s320/sliced+FIGS.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226735988740745346" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">FIGs are full of seeds and hang in two when they grow.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Figs increase the mobility of male SPERM and</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">increase the numbers of sperm and overcomes male sterility.</span><br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQG8SEF6gv6yvAqTZ64MDJMxLg82wgeRySh0RGJ8Z9XypRAscdXgVWo7Z05MklzBd17MxlmUOZcXT4meLhknc7lqvPUT-5z4KfPd3HuguE-LlURIWjTbvCNHuVQL7L1_AuWrBjULPhysU/s1600-h/Sweet+Potatoes.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQG8SEF6gv6yvAqTZ64MDJMxLg82wgeRySh0RGJ8Z9XypRAscdXgVWo7Z05MklzBd17MxlmUOZcXT4meLhknc7lqvPUT-5z4KfPd3HuguE-LlURIWjTbvCNHuVQL7L1_AuWrBjULPhysU/s320/Sweet+Potatoes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226735681547713682" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">SWEET POTATOes look like the PANCREAS</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">and actually balance the glycemic index of diabetes.</span><br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbQ3pwD-Dnlr08gkMPIfPKnsXs44thyphenhyphenVnXmdpxMGVv2lJJy6lpR5x1IVBhXoTGFLeWft8BklRj7y4dySWMiJfl3qxj4VuhPWs0l7PfZu0YaZDka-4Xpx5lPjZgEkXlP3jFkraYFzt63W0/s1600-h/Olives.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbQ3pwD-Dnlr08gkMPIfPKnsXs44thyphenhyphenVnXmdpxMGVv2lJJy6lpR5x1IVBhXoTGFLeWft8BklRj7y4dySWMiJfl3qxj4VuhPWs0l7PfZu0YaZDka-4Xpx5lPjZgEkXlP3jFkraYFzt63W0/s320/Olives.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226735379692639746" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">OLIVEs assist the health and function of the OVARIES.</span><br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJ-c_a_5FbVqqAafzMVz4_RzNoaeK-ee1ZzqqpdSbDNaQvB3W8-CqQ4bI2cOYO_keaCM7VG7pqxwHXgJBH1UaY5C5wI0CRu6t9nVl0ikfXQ9pIXW7zSc6zCAhQ7ZaV2pOUbNEZwDcJQfk/s1600-h/Oranges.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJ-c_a_5FbVqqAafzMVz4_RzNoaeK-ee1ZzqqpdSbDNaQvB3W8-CqQ4bI2cOYO_keaCM7VG7pqxwHXgJBH1UaY5C5wI0CRu6t9nVl0ikfXQ9pIXW7zSc6zCAhQ7ZaV2pOUbNEZwDcJQfk/s320/Oranges.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226722136396476962" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">ORANGES, GRAPEFRUITS, and other CITRUS fruits</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">look just like the MAMMARY GLANDS of the female</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">and actually assist the health of the breasts</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">and the movement of the lymph in and out of the breasts.</span><br /><br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSLqvD5DL-IKl64VQhaYTu4IElPWbhcdwJnmLbGqv9DEfIMENSGwAr29LDt0Rlqi_COpWPWlxTlhIedAm6N0-C6vE6DnSI1RVCjqXJdgqNa1eefI5tBS5j7Z3qW-xxLj9CSWc0KLRIm94/s1600-h/Onions.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSLqvD5DL-IKl64VQhaYTu4IElPWbhcdwJnmLbGqv9DEfIMENSGwAr29LDt0Rlqi_COpWPWlxTlhIedAm6N0-C6vE6DnSI1RVCjqXJdgqNa1eefI5tBS5j7Z3qW-xxLj9CSWc0KLRIm94/s320/Onions.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226721920563370994" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">ONIONs look like the BODY's CELLs.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">Today's research shows that onions help clear waste materials from</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">all of the body cells. They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">A working companion, the GARLIC.....also helps eliminate waste materials and</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">dangerous free radicals from the body.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >*********************<br /></span><br /><br /></span></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><br /></span></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-66437957099595780032008-07-09T19:22:00.000-07:002008-12-08T19:35:05.648-08:00Boys, be ambitious!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD8PiDuq6rIHOpTQUZxZXWUldNnhICqa_vpZ65eU1mMauTcilYp-cOGS3ptKEPfN-SQE5pnYJ0lpvUjywQOBiqyg7zUbbk-xIM9wUScA6a-bFQQ04G16FvY3RCXopUtfaASLNPGAuGRIc/s1600-h/ClarkBoysBeAmbitious.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD8PiDuq6rIHOpTQUZxZXWUldNnhICqa_vpZ65eU1mMauTcilYp-cOGS3ptKEPfN-SQE5pnYJ0lpvUjywQOBiqyg7zUbbk-xIM9wUScA6a-bFQQ04G16FvY3RCXopUtfaASLNPGAuGRIc/s320/ClarkBoysBeAmbitious.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5221206405991090882" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >"Boys, be ambitious.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >Be ambitious, not for money or for self-aggrandizement,<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >not for that evanescent thing which man call fame.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:130%;" ><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >Be ambitious for that attainment of all<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >that a man ought to be."</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >********</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">-William Smith Clark</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">{1826-1886}</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">The above is the statue of Clark in<br />Sapporo,Japan</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">where he taught and served as<br />the College's first VP.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >********</span><br /></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-47805915595597451222008-06-06T03:32:00.000-07:002008-06-06T04:03:38.355-07:00The Shepherd And The NymphI remember in HS where a classmate and I competed in some school contests and we delivered poems by great classic poets of old. Here's some lines my partner and I recited from memory. I wonder where in the world has my partner gone? Those were the days....Oh-lah-lah!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">The Passionate Shepherd To His Love</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">{Christopher Marlowe}</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">The Nymph's Reply to the Shepherd</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">{Sir Walter Raleigh}</span><br />*********<br /><br /></span><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Come, live with me and be my love</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">And we will all the pleasures prove</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">That valleys, groves, hills and fields</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Woods, or steepy mountain yields.</span></span></li></ul><span style="font-weight: bold;">*<br /></span><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">If all the world and love were young,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">And truth in every shepherd's tongue,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">These pretty pleasures might me move</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">To live with thee and be thy love.</span></span></li></ul><span style="font-weight: bold;">*<br />*<br />*<br /></span><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">And we will sit upon the rocks,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">By shallow rivers, to whose falls,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Melodious birds sing madrigals.</span></span></li></ul><span style="font-weight: bold;">*<br /></span><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Time drives the flocks from field to fold,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">When rivers rage and rocks grow cold,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">And Philomel becometh dumb,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">The rest complains of cares to come.</span></span></li></ul><span style="font-weight: bold;">*<br />*<br />*<br /></span><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">And I will make thee beds of roses</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">And a thousand fragrant posies,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">A cap of flowers and a kirtle,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Embroider'd all with leaves of myrtle.</span></span></li></ul><span style="font-weight: bold;">*<br /></span><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">The flowers do fade, and wanton fields</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">To wayward winter reckoning yields;</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">A honey tongue, a heart of gall,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Is fancy's spring, but sorrow's fall.</span></span></li></ul><span style="font-weight: bold;">*<br />*<br />*<br /><br /></span><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">A gown made of the finest wool,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Which from our pretty lambs we pull;</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Fair-lined slippers for the cold,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">With buckles of the purest gold.</span></span></li></ul><span style="font-weight: bold;">*<br /></span><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Thy gowns, thy shoes, thy beds of roses,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Thy cap, thy kirtle and thy posies,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Soon break, soon wither, soon forgotten--</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">In folly ripe, in reason rotten.</span></span></li></ul><span style="font-weight: bold;">*<br />*<br />*<br /><br /><br /></span><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">A belt of straw and ivy buds,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">With coral clasps and amber studs,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">And if these pleasures made thee move,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Come live with me and be my love.</span></span></li></ul><span style="font-weight: bold;">*<br /></span><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Thy belt of straw and ivy buds,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Thy coral clasps, thy amber studs,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">All these in me, no means can move,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">To come to thee and be thy love.</span></span></li></ul><span style="font-weight: bold;">*<br />*<br />*<br /></span><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">The shepherd swains shall dance and sing,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">For thy delight each May morning;</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">If these delights thy mind may move,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Then live with me and be my love.</span></span></li></ul><span style="font-weight: bold;">*<br /></span><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">But could youth last and love still breed,</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Had joys no date, nor age no need</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Then these delights my mind might move</span></span></li></ul><ul><li><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">To live with thee and be thy love.</span></span></li></ul><span style="font-weight: bold;">*<br />*<br />*<br />*********************************************<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-34364480514721852992008-06-01T02:34:00.000-07:002008-12-08T19:35:05.817-08:00Endless Ways To Say I Love You!!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyVefOj_xIREwl8iE3FgyMB9IAkJI5Z5Rz3YQGZz8rkKHvAIr6I34nIMOor782xmBpKDsmrL9PGgd1Eg-Ui5pPzSFqJ5HGU0rHkqXvVGhoVRc_fhopskqe7LjTBvhEEITYid0a7rb9BME/s1600-h/A+Rose+2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyVefOj_xIREwl8iE3FgyMB9IAkJI5Z5Rz3YQGZz8rkKHvAIr6I34nIMOor782xmBpKDsmrL9PGgd1Eg-Ui5pPzSFqJ5HGU0rHkqXvVGhoVRc_fhopskqe7LjTBvhEEITYid0a7rb9BME/s320/A+Rose+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5206865628061686194" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><ol style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><li>Americans: I love you!<br /></li><li>Afrikaans: Ek is lief vir jouf!</li><li>Albanian: Te dua!<br /></li><li>Amharic: Afekrishalehou!</li><li>Arabic: Oshiboke {boy to girl}/ Noshiboka {girl to boy}</li><li>Armenian: Yes kez si`rumem</li><li>Basque: Maite zaitut!</li><li>Bengali: Ami tomake bahlobashi!</li><li>Bosnian: Volim te!</li><li>Bulgarian: Obicham te!</li><li>Catalan: T`estimo!</li><li>Creole: Mi aime jou!</li><li>Croatian: Volim te!</li><li>Czech: Miluji tev!</li><li>Danish: Jeg elsker dig!</li><li>Dutch: Ik hou van je!</li><li>English: I love You!</li><li>Esperanto: Mi amas vin!</li><li>Estonian: Mina armastan sind!</li><li>Farsi: Tora dost daram!<br /></li><li>Filipino: Iniibig Kita!</li><li>Finnish: (Ma) Rakastan sua!</li><li>French: Je t`aime!</li><li>Frisian: Ik hald fan dei!</li><li>Galician: Querote!</li><li>German: Ich liebe dich!</li><li>Greek: S`ayapo!</li><li>Gujarati: Hoon tane pyar karoochhoon! tane chaahuN chhuN!</li><li>Hawaiian: Aloha wau ia 'oe!</li><li>Hebrew: Anee ohev otakh {boy-to-girl}// Anee ohevet otkha! {girl-to-boy}</li><li>Hindi: Main tumase pyar karta hun {b>g}//Main tumase pyar karti hun{g>b}</li><li>Hungarian: Szeretlek!</li><li>Icelandic: Eg elska thig!</li><li>Indonesian: Saya cinta padamu!</li><li>Irish: T'a gr'a agam dhuit!</li><li>Italian: Ti amo!</li><li>Japanese: {Kimi o] Aishiteiru!</li><li>Korean: {Dangsinul] Saranghee yo!</li><li>Latin: Te amo!</li><li>Latvian: Es tevi milu!</li><li>Lithuanian: As tave myliu!</li><li>Malaysian: Saya cintamu!</li><li>Mandarin: Wo ai ni!</li><li>Marshallese: Yokwe Yuk!</li><li>Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg!</li><li>Polish: Kocham ciebie!</li><li>Portuguese: Eu te amo!</li><li>Romanian: Te iubesc!</li><li>Russian: Ya tyebya lyublyu!</li><li>Sanskrit: Twayi snihyaami!</li><li>Serbian : Volim te!</li><li>Sesotho: Kiyahurata!</li><li>Slovak: Lubim ta!<br /></li><li>Slovenian: Ljubim te!</li><li>Spanish: Te amo!</li><li>Swahili: Nakupenda!</li><li>Swedish: Jag alskar dig!</li><li>Tagalog: Mahal Kita!</li><li>Thai: Phnom rug khun! {b>g}//Chan rug khun {g>b}</li><li>Turkish: Seni seviyorum!</li><li>Ukranian: Ya tebe kokhayu!</li><li>Urdu: Main tumse muhabbat karta hoon!{b>g}/Main tumse mohabbat karti hoon{g>b}</li><li>Vietnamese: Anh yeu em {b-to>g}// Em yeu anh {g-to-b]</li><li>Welsh: Rwy'n dy garu di!</li><li>Zulu: Ngiyakuthanda!</li></ol><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">No matter how we say it, the meaning remains the same!</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">I LOVE YOU!</span>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-65869484719828443002008-05-27T21:56:00.000-07:002008-05-27T22:25:14.515-07:00$alary Increa$e<div style="text-align: left;"><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:georgia;">ONE DAY, an employee sent a letter to his Boss<br />asking for an increase in his salary.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Read on:</span><br /><br />*<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:georgia;" >==================================</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Dear Bo</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$$,<br /><br /><br />*<br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">In thi</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$</span><span style="font-family:georgia;"> life, we all need </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">omething mo</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">t de</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">perately.</span><br /><br />*<br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">I think you </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">hould be under</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">tanding of the need</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$ </span><span style="font-family:georgia;">of u</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$,</span><span style="font-family:georgia;"> worker</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$</span><span style="font-family:georgia;"> who</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><br />*<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;">have given </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">o much </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">upport, including </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">weat and</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" > $</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">ervice to your Company.</span><br /><br /><br />*<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">I am $ure you will gue</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$$</span><span style="font-family:georgia;"> what I mean and re</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">pond</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" > $</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">oon.</span><br /><br /><br />**<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Your<span style="font-weight: bold;">$</span> </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">incerely,<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;">Norman </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >$</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">oh</span><br /><br /><br /><br />*************<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:georgia;" >*******************************************</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">The very next day, the employee received a reply:</span><br /><br /><br /><br />*<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Dear </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >NO</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">rman,</span><br /><br /><br />*<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">I k</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >NO</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">w you have been working very hard.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >NO</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">wadays, </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >NO</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">thing much has changed.</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">You must have </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >NO</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">ticed that our Company is</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" > NO</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">t doing </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >NO</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">ticeably well as yet.</span><br /><br /><br />*<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >NO</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">w the newspapers are saying the world's largest eco</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >NO</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">mists</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">are not sure if the United States may go into a</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >NO</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">ther recession.</span><br /><br /><br />*<br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">After the </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >NO</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">vember presidential elections, things may turn out bad.</span><br /><br /><br />*<br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">I have </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >NO</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">thing more to add </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >NO</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">w.<br />*<br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;">You k</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >NO</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">w what I mean.</span><br /><br />*<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Yours truly,<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;">The Manager</span><br /><br />*******************************<br /></div><br /></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-72108740787612197572008-04-23T00:36:00.000-07:002008-12-08T19:35:06.085-08:00AH~LUV~STRAWBERRIES<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiE24e9N5emzwO0z4TUq8xH1-R1rFWUOMPhF9-1Fg7QOLf3bPCiX_FruAAgJI6GO4OrLCdpkEabc1rRO1h9HdA17TKW9o9IzOjhhXGGToepuA-bsGnWkHBWyEycQof3G0_jyVlDUTQ1uBE/s1600-h/ichigoGranApr07-n2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiE24e9N5emzwO0z4TUq8xH1-R1rFWUOMPhF9-1Fg7QOLf3bPCiX_FruAAgJI6GO4OrLCdpkEabc1rRO1h9HdA17TKW9o9IzOjhhXGGToepuA-bsGnWkHBWyEycQof3G0_jyVlDUTQ1uBE/s320/ichigoGranApr07-n2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192342601532176914" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">'Tis the season to be merry!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Straberries still abound in Supermarket shelves and </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">in GreenHouses where people line up</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">to buy them by the pack....<br /><br /><br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">...or...better still, </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> try one of those </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"Eat~All~You~Can Spree".....<br /><br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">I did!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">And I haven't moved a half-a-yard yet, and lo!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Was I full and could have no more!<br /><br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">****</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Wanna Have Some?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Take your pick!</span><br /><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLHge0ubbB7XxLVSUM1tDPknxFDQcGfvZrQwXvxi0uNJ-v_d5G_I1VX_NsXfva3wut7aYnpu1S58njX2bGSpaYZf0klHrkgBrXly3JT4w7DsYND3BGI350wAJXUnyOp3z9deRuvska81E/s1600-h/ichigoGranApr07.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLHge0ubbB7XxLVSUM1tDPknxFDQcGfvZrQwXvxi0uNJ-v_d5G_I1VX_NsXfva3wut7aYnpu1S58njX2bGSpaYZf0klHrkgBrXly3JT4w7DsYND3BGI350wAJXUnyOp3z9deRuvska81E/s320/ichigoGranApr07.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192342073251199490" border="0" /></a><br />*Photos taken from my celfone*<br />********<br />*******<br />******<br />*****<br />****<br />***<br />**<br />*<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-89725691146734652802008-04-15T00:45:00.000-07:002008-12-08T19:35:06.361-08:00IVY PLANTS FOR YOUR BUILDINGS?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9VboxUFyHc7WrrkAX5S-5cSBO1-wYnC4TllQAhbAc5YvP0fiJnyVA0rhxV1Z6Gzf4p8k95U9lbU7_uNoVMectF4oz1FPraenrKDoOw7YIdGLSxMfKgY1VdtEu8_mOIepGQLei1wGqusk/s1600-h/ivy+plants+for+transportApr08-2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9VboxUFyHc7WrrkAX5S-5cSBO1-wYnC4TllQAhbAc5YvP0fiJnyVA0rhxV1Z6Gzf4p8k95U9lbU7_uNoVMectF4oz1FPraenrKDoOw7YIdGLSxMfKgY1VdtEu8_mOIepGQLei1wGqusk/s320/ivy+plants+for+transportApr08-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189375754904818914" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXwLHy0dVStm8dm8qKV9LVl5qI-bhKYyu1oLKxPSeMXdgmMGV1epqisaUpX1OgIsrRmwfJ561JEV__hO0e-XfDBYC6IiE_cvt3nhPKdHuUPI6OgnBx14hPAnYimS0T2UIxvRTPj6z_MyU/s1600-h/ivy+plants+for+transportApr08.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXwLHy0dVStm8dm8qKV9LVl5qI-bhKYyu1oLKxPSeMXdgmMGV1epqisaUpX1OgIsrRmwfJ561JEV__hO0e-XfDBYC6IiE_cvt3nhPKdHuUPI6OgnBx14hPAnYimS0T2UIxvRTPj6z_MyU/s320/ivy+plants+for+transportApr08.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189375432782271698" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">OK...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">GLOBAL WARMING is really upon us, </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">and.....would you believe?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">There are hordes of people making big business out of these </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">IVY plants that we used to consider as just big BS garbage?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Jiji had to deliver these "bed of ivy plants" </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">~inserted on foams bounded by leatherette casings~</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">similar to the seat cushion we have at home.<br />They are then held back with aluminum casings,<br />ready to be hooked on the building wall.<br />Great idea, huh?<br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">He called my attention and showed me these </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">and allowed me to picture his delivery goods before </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">he left for his destination: Osaka,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">that fashion center in the western part of Honshu.<br /><br />In case you're wondering...<br />that's the back of his old truck he calls "Mis-Tra".<br />********<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><br />These are to be used as wall sidings of a building<br />being built in the city.<br /><br />Now I realize how much business people have been thinking to<br />lessen the impact of Global Warming that is really upon us all.<br /><br />What about us?<br />...Yeah...you and me.....<br />and the rest of the world?<br /><br />Are we doing enough?<br /><br />**********<br />?????????</span><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-8550669883072641282008-04-11T02:52:00.001-07:002008-12-08T19:35:07.573-08:00A~KISS IS JUST A KISS, BABY!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1exT8s425hC0tI5xr1YYJbAql0N9G-6_rQDYyzGHJuMSvKBGMi5MbDV28nOweNw6Vxow6Dmyt9Fb-eU0EHpZcYGDs_dMIjylWh8XEEYOF1eaL1bohaIr8S7AEak37IfUbaQCl7VrjT1U/s1600-h/Kiss.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1exT8s425hC0tI5xr1YYJbAql0N9G-6_rQDYyzGHJuMSvKBGMi5MbDV28nOweNw6Vxow6Dmyt9Fb-eU0EHpZcYGDs_dMIjylWh8XEEYOF1eaL1bohaIr8S7AEak37IfUbaQCl7VrjT1U/s320/Kiss.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187925946087195362" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">KISS ME, Honey!</span></span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrvyo1lOnYB-rJ4W2Keu_sZNDQPHhteiZieFLz4kr99m1jKj8KwvFSBOE_R9ZzTCmhgQWYcSy21GfVMpPhbwVv2cbB8CwmQw8e8eAWuUPxUFei4V_07fFMx_VwvaxTguDhMHAGlFNnrDo/s1600-h/Kissme1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrvyo1lOnYB-rJ4W2Keu_sZNDQPHhteiZieFLz4kr99m1jKj8KwvFSBOE_R9ZzTCmhgQWYcSy21GfVMpPhbwVv2cbB8CwmQw8e8eAWuUPxUFei4V_07fFMx_VwvaxTguDhMHAGlFNnrDo/s320/Kissme1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187925327611904706" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >KISS and be merry!<br /><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqYP1edxIYvuKbibVAJVjhqmoTdzxPeCj5UiOK_mmUt-_SG08_e0kvK7evLGyAQ3e82Gonjpd_PZfnVLwdEX2VfxzPv7u96ahnszlWpg85h6mcynvSSJS_G0d9lWYIqhZ_9Hk4TdeY0oI/s1600-h/Kissme2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqYP1edxIYvuKbibVAJVjhqmoTdzxPeCj5UiOK_mmUt-_SG08_e0kvK7evLGyAQ3e82Gonjpd_PZfnVLwdEX2VfxzPv7u96ahnszlWpg85h6mcynvSSJS_G0d9lWYIqhZ_9Hk4TdeY0oI/s320/Kissme2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187925018374259378" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cuddle up and kiss me, please!!!!<br /><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPVzajIuy1Cw_LyUvCXYkNXvIUK3C93Y00nCJaIY2_Gl6B4xrORclHBJ-Nq4dWmYOFKWjLLhS1LVJSNGHntWma_NayVvUcFCZWCAEeK9XsaE586jmtO5Y7UyjZrxyCTiaJ_AJK1KFUtX4/s1600-h/Kissme3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPVzajIuy1Cw_LyUvCXYkNXvIUK3C93Y00nCJaIY2_Gl6B4xrORclHBJ-Nq4dWmYOFKWjLLhS1LVJSNGHntWma_NayVvUcFCZWCAEeK9XsaE586jmtO5Y7UyjZrxyCTiaJ_AJK1KFUtX4/s320/Kissme3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187924734906417826" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">OK now....I'Ll kiss you, but you see, I'm busy!</span></span><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUd2zXmgXebvKJCvknddnpqdbSJ3lZilIZQCdCsKSvz-dKEMMWOOdtrC66x6-lrh7b8hOUaCDmzYnib9IE9SF2Px6UtGAfYcNKn3N96Dv-QTkxa7xO1WXKyD7MpdLzW3EKBY_oiMaQXjI/s1600-h/Kissme4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUd2zXmgXebvKJCvknddnpqdbSJ3lZilIZQCdCsKSvz-dKEMMWOOdtrC66x6-lrh7b8hOUaCDmzYnib9IE9SF2Px6UtGAfYcNKn3N96Dv-QTkxa7xO1WXKyD7MpdLzW3EKBY_oiMaQXjI/s320/Kissme4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187924520158053010" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">"OK, OK! Mwaaahhh!"</span></span><br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyggTvHxzRN1Gs-xBJ5s3G1VzTbmNFo4uJU-bd0TYcYVcSoPkHPKaWb7ZvVhdnUq7F5ZTadoAjXEhQxK_yMjKknFO1ZB92CTyvWzafPktNGlTpkXWd8qY13gRe9rhojJoNcCUlbcrNBgU/s1600-h/KIssme5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyggTvHxzRN1Gs-xBJ5s3G1VzTbmNFo4uJU-bd0TYcYVcSoPkHPKaWb7ZvVhdnUq7F5ZTadoAjXEhQxK_yMjKknFO1ZB92CTyvWzafPktNGlTpkXWd8qY13gRe9rhojJoNcCUlbcrNBgU/s320/KIssme5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187924335474459266" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFujOlRG4rYD4Z1tSq2Y3N38N1I2cNeviycH3SDzqdpeaAWmu8HYoD5fnHlyWMlPwproACdULQvghOfb4bRZR91yq3y816r4gDx7Q6wKS6pmAluvJ6tNzQLS4VtELEoSJNLkuONWPyaNo/s1600-h/Kissme6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFujOlRG4rYD4Z1tSq2Y3N38N1I2cNeviycH3SDzqdpeaAWmu8HYoD5fnHlyWMlPwproACdULQvghOfb4bRZR91yq3y816r4gDx7Q6wKS6pmAluvJ6tNzQLS4VtELEoSJNLkuONWPyaNo/s320/Kissme6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187923991877075570" border="0" /></a>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-50177554085234406482008-04-11T02:40:00.001-07:002008-12-08T19:35:07.766-08:00FUNNY FURRY FRIENDS<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNHNP7jeK4VtL5NnN3sgZYpLI_8jyz92MBOZhIcT1pFoWoQHmiA9FIONs8RAkIWqUN9bplNC3-wGfEqa9Ez_L9a6nEmkn4mvc1XSELSGg8DInGPPMtFDokIPV4XEnbxlwl8HKAREcesaU/s1600-h/Catchamakulit!.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNHNP7jeK4VtL5NnN3sgZYpLI_8jyz92MBOZhIcT1pFoWoQHmiA9FIONs8RAkIWqUN9bplNC3-wGfEqa9Ez_L9a6nEmkn4mvc1XSELSGg8DInGPPMtFDokIPV4XEnbxlwl8HKAREcesaU/s320/Catchamakulit!.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187921900228002386" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-BjPE9ctMhJdQCow9zXL4ZOJpOdQ_4N2JfcdbYZEPMIqgqw01P6NB3WqgqPfNzCl2d3K63W0obej_WYz2jLNl_5IyovhqvR43l-SvhqLf0aL2otiJZ5nKXfE02dDogzKaxcUQzHBtpvU/s1600-h/Cats+Galore.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-BjPE9ctMhJdQCow9zXL4ZOJpOdQ_4N2JfcdbYZEPMIqgqw01P6NB3WqgqPfNzCl2d3K63W0obej_WYz2jLNl_5IyovhqvR43l-SvhqLf0aL2otiJZ5nKXfE02dDogzKaxcUQzHBtpvU/s320/Cats+Galore.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187921152903692866" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Catcha!...macallitCAT!<br /><br />Can't get enough?<br /><br />See how they pose.....see their paws.Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-2348834662589111812008-04-11T02:02:00.000-07:002008-04-11T02:39:08.525-07:00TAWA TAYM!=Ikalawang Yugto<div style="text-align: center;">************<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">HOLDAPER:</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">"Pili ka, wallet mo, o pasabugin ko utak mo?"</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">BIKTIMA:</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">"Bahala ka dyan.....basta pareho lang yan,<br />parehong walang laman!"</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />************<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >MISIS: </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">"Ba't ngayon ka lang?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >MISTER:</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> <span style="font-style: italic;">"Pashensya na ha? Nagyaya mga opishmeyt ko, </span></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">nagkainuman lang...hehe..hik*</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >MISIS:</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> <span style="font-style: italic;">"Lasing ka, no?"</span></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><br />MISTER: </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">"Akoh? Lasheng? Shinoh me shabeh? Hindi noh!"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >MISIS: </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">"Anong hindi? Wala ka namang trabaho, </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">pa'no ka magkaka-opismeyt? Tado!"</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />************<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">JUN-JUN: </span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic;">"Inay! Alam mo, ako lang ang nakasagot sa titser kanina!"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:130%;" >NANAY: </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic;">"Very Good! Ano ba ang tanong ng titser mo ha?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:130%;" >JUN-JUN:<span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic;">"Sino ang walang assignment?"</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />*************<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:130%;" >TITSER: </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">"Ano ang hugis ng mundo?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:130%;" >JUAN: </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-style: italic;">"Kuwadrado po, Ma'am!"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:130%;" >TITSER:</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"> <span style="font-style: italic;">"Mga bata, bilog talaga ang mundo!"</span></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:130%;" ><br />JUAN: <span style="font-style: italic;">"</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-style: italic;">Pero Ma'am, sabi po ng Lolo ko, narating na niya ang </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-style: italic;">apat na sulok ng mundo.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153); font-style: italic;">Eh, may sulok po ba ang bilog?"</span><br /><br /><br />************<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >BOSS </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">asks his sexy secretary to a dinner after overtime:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255); font-style: italic;">"Are you free tonight?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:130%;" >SEXY SECRETARY</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);"> replies: <span style="font-style: italic;">"Sir ha, ...h'wag naman FREE.</span></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 255, 255); font-style: italic;">Bibigyan na lang kita ng discount."</span><br /><br /><br />************<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" >ELISEO: </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 0); font-style: italic;">"Sobra na talaga ang katangahan ng kumare mo! </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 0); font-style: italic;">Ang akala niya ang LAWSUIT eh uniporme ng pulis."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" >JOSHUA: </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 0); font-style: italic;">"Sus! Tanga nga! Eh 'di ba uniporme ng abogado yun?"</span><br /><br /><br />*************<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" >HOST: </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);"> <span style="font-style: italic;">"Ano po ang maipaglilingkod namin sa inyo?"</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" >TANDA:</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0); font-style: italic;"> "Puwede po bang manawagan?"</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">HOST:</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">"Bakit, ilang taon na po ba kayo?"</span></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" ><br />TANDA:<span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0); font-style: italic;">" 98 years old na po."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;">HOST:</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">"Wow! Ang tanda na po pala ninyo....</span></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0); font-style: italic;">O sige po, manawagan na po kayo."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" >TANDA:</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);"> <span style="font-style: italic;">"Itay! Umuwi na po kayo! Hindi na galit si Lolo sa inyo!"</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br />************<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Namatay ang isang mister na babaero. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Sa Rewuiem Mass, sabi ng <span style="font-size:130%;">PARI </span> patungkol sa namatay:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-style: italic;">"A family man, an honest man, a good man...."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Binulungan ng </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-size:130%;" >BIYUDA </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">ang panganay na anak:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-style: italic;">"Anak, pakisilip nga ang kabaong kung Daddy mo talaga ang nasa loob!"</span><br /><br /><br />************<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-4749679179878474482008-04-07T03:15:00.000-07:002008-04-07T03:41:32.085-07:00TAWA TAYM!<div style="text-align: center;">::::::::::::::::::::::::::<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">REPORTER: "Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence o witness kaya, </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ano po ang next step ninyo?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">POLICE: "DNA muna...DNA....."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">REPORTER: "Sir, ano po yung DNA????"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">POLICE: "Di Namin Alam."</span></span><br /><br />::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" >Mamang Una: "Away kami ni Misis. Nag-historical siya!"<br /><br />Mamang Pangalawa: "Pre...baka ibig mong sabihin, nag-hysterical siya."<br /><br />Mamany Una: "Hindi! Historical, kasi nga inungkat ang lahat ng mga<br /><br />kasalanan ko!"<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">EMPLOYEE: "Boss, pede po bang ako na lang ang papalit dun sa Manager </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">na kamamatay lang?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">BOSS: "Sa akin, OK lang, ewan ko lang kung papayag ang punerarya."</span><br /><br /><br /><br />::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">BOBO 1: "Pare, alam mo ba ang tawag sa paniking mababa ang lipad?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">BOBO 2: "Hindi eh. Ano nga ba?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">BOBO 1: "Lowbat, pare.....LOWBAT!"</span><br /><br /><br />::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">BOY: "Nay! Muntik na akong maging TOP ONE sa klase!"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">NANAY: "Ows! Ba't mo naman nasabi yan?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">BOY: "Ini-announce kasi kanina sa klase ang TOP ONE.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Ang tinuro ni Ma'am, yung katabi ko. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Tsk! Muntik na ako!"</span><br /><br /><br />:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">BONGBONG: "Pare, sino idol mo?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">CHAVIT: "Si Arnold Schwarzenegger."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">BONGBONG: "Sige nga, spell Schwarzenegger....."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">CHAVIT: "Hindi, joke lang, pare.....</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">Si Jet Li talaga ang idol ko!"</span><br /><br /><br /><br />:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">ERAP writing on a slum book:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">FAVORITE ACTOR: </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">Arnold Schwarze......[erase....]</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">Arnold Schwarzene......[erase]</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">Arnold Schwarzenee....[erase]</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">Arnold Schwazenne.....[erase]</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">Arnold Schwarzenee....[erase]</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);">Arnold Schwazeenne...[erase]</span><br /><br /><br />.........<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 0);font-size:180%;" >Arnold Clavio!</span><br /><br />::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"></span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-37305396001900140002008-04-07T02:25:00.000-07:002008-04-07T03:05:03.310-07:00Chinese Horoscope*<div style="text-align: center;">This year is the Year of the Iron Dragon,<br />{so they say...}<br /><br />and here's wishing you<br />~albeit too late my dears~<br /><br />Prosperity and Good Fortune in the Days To Come.<br /><br />Here's one to change the nasty feeling that has been with us<br />in the past months of <span style="font-style: italic;">"tongpats"</span> and<span style="font-style: italic;"> 'bukols'</span><br />courtesy of the Greedy Group Plus Plus.<br /><br />*****<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Whatever you do...never, never cheat!</span><br />{Doncha ever follow the Resident Evil's example, will ya?}<br /><br />Again, never cheat<br />OR this thing won't work, OK?<br /><br />This'll take only three minutes<br />and the result will freak you out, babe!<br /><br />***********<br />And here's the good thing:<br />"Your wish will come true....after a while..."<br />~ that's what the sender said to me!~<br /><br />Don't read ahead.<br />Just follow each step as it comes by....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />********************************************<br /><ul><li>First get a paper and a pen[cil].</li><li>When writing<span style="font-weight: bold;"> NAMES, </span>be sure they are actually people you know.</li><li><span style="font-weight: bold;">Go with your FIRST INSTINCTS. </span>Quite important for best results.</li><li>Scroll down one at a time, otherwise you will ruin the fun!</li></ul><br />Ready? Get set....GO!<br /><br /><br />**************************<br /><br />1.<br />On a blank sheet of paper, <span style="font-size:180%;">write </span>numbers<br /> <span style="font-size:180%;">1~through 11 in a column on the left.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />2.<br />Beside numbers<span style="font-size:180%;"> 1& 2 , </span><br />write down <span style="font-size:180%;">any 2 numbers you like.</span><br />{Do you have a favorite number?}<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />3.<br />Beside numbers<span style="font-size:180%;"> 3 & 7</span><br />write down the names<br />of <span style="font-size:180%;">two </span>members of the<span style="font-size:180%;"> opposite sex.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Caution:<br />Do not look ahead OR it will not turn out right!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />4.<br />Write anyone's<span style="font-size:180%;"> names</span><br />~like friends or family~<br />next to numbers<br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">4, 5, & 6</span><br /></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span>Do not cheat....<br />or you'll be upset that you did!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />5.<br />Write down <span style="font-size:180%;">four song titles </span><br />in numbers<br />8, 9, 10 & 11<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />6. Finally.....<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Make a Wish!</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />OK now....<br />Are You Ready?<br /><br />Here is the<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >KEY to the Game:</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />1. The number of people you <span style="font-size:180%;">must tell about this game </span><br />is found in <span style="font-size:180%;">Space 2.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />2.The person is <span style="font-size:180%;">Space 3 is the one you love.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />3. The person<span style="font-size:180%;"> you like but </span><br />your relationship cannot work<br />is in <span style="font-size:180%;">Space 7.</span><br /><br /><br /><br />4.<span style="font-size:180%;"> You care most</span> about the person<br />you put in <span style="font-size:180%;">Space 4.</span><br /><br /><br /><br />5.The person you name in<span style="font-size:180%;"> Space 5 </span><br />is the one <span style="font-size:180%;">who knows you very well.<br /></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span>6. The person you named in <span style="font-size:180%;">Space 6</span> is<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">your lucky star.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />7. The <span style="font-size:180%;">song in 8</span> is the song that<span style="font-size:180%;"> matches<br />with the person in Space 3.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />8. The title in<span style="font-size:180%;"> 9</span> is the song for<br /><span style="font-size:180%;">Person in 7.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />9. The <span style="font-size:180%;">10th</span> Space is the song<br />that <span style="font-size:180%;">tells you most about your mind.<br /></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />10. And <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">11 </span></span>is the Song telling you how you feel about <span style="font-size:180%;">LIFE.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />11. Number 1 is your LUCKY NUMBER!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />*********************<br /><br /><br />*Wanna send this to anyone you know?<br />Why not?<br /><br />Could make them happy and surprised....<br /><br />just like what it did to you and me!<br /><br />********<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-24357303198742838802007-08-03T04:51:00.000-07:002008-12-08T19:35:08.119-08:00SOMETIMES<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4KHG4pyM5m_KegbT-FTsS33Sd-vfznzKx9wXFwe1YqOAA4YLgM4et6o8YVoyehEiESfvmRLkuXwtcqFVjEqhcFpgiNqSOEDjxjbKCzTBx2XOFWz9DbdUE4j2T9nKdQg_L-tDpYPFU_u0/s1600-h/SacredHeartOf+Jesus+Blesses.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4KHG4pyM5m_KegbT-FTsS33Sd-vfznzKx9wXFwe1YqOAA4YLgM4et6o8YVoyehEiESfvmRLkuXwtcqFVjEqhcFpgiNqSOEDjxjbKCzTBx2XOFWz9DbdUE4j2T9nKdQg_L-tDpYPFU_u0/s320/SacredHeartOf+Jesus+Blesses.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5094443586618217538" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">SOMETIMES......<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">We must be hurt, in order to grow;<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">We must fail, in order to know.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">We must lose in order to gain....<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Some lessons are learned best only through pain.<br /><br />****<br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">SOMETIMES......<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Our vision clears only after our eyes are washed with tears;<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">We have to be broken, so we can be tender;<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">We are sick so we can rest and think better</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">~on things more important than work or fun~<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">We are taken for trip near death, so we can assess how we've run.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">****</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">SOMETIMES......<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">We have to suffer lack, so we can appreciate God's provision;<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">We have to feel another's pain, so we can have a sense of mission.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">So take heart, if you don't understand today....<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Instead of grumbling, ask God what He means to say.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">****<br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">IN ORDER<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> to learn, you must endure<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">and try to see the bigger picture....<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">In order to grow, you must stand and look beyond the hurt.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Trust in God's loving hand that takes what is good,<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">and gives what is best for all.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">****</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">AND<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">on this blessed thought,<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">rest your anxious heart with all the questions....<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">God's hand only gives what His loving heart dictates.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">****</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">SOMETIMES......<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">The Lord calms the storm.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">****<br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">SOMETIMES,<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">He lets the storm rage......</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">.....and calms His child.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">****</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">BETTER<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> go through the storm with Him.......</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">......<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Than smooth waters without Him.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">******</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-28252588865004047512007-07-28T21:37:00.001-07:002008-12-08T19:35:08.141-08:00RING FINGERs and their never-ending story<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6SW0uveWH0ntt7cbIjYiOmyab8X5C1rwf9hraSbahmhcG9PBhAPmKRxY6ifL8ZscQz0iuorIp8NCzgkOvwhGMk4shBXnVZdY3ns3aub93EW-VEM2XRbRaWr7SpTQc0dLJSAOS5i6qvZY/s1600-h/fingers~meaning.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6SW0uveWH0ntt7cbIjYiOmyab8X5C1rwf9hraSbahmhcG9PBhAPmKRxY6ifL8ZscQz0iuorIp8NCzgkOvwhGMk4shBXnVZdY3ns3aub93EW-VEM2XRbRaWr7SpTQc0dLJSAOS5i6qvZY/s320/fingers~meaning.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5092473596788692002" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ever wondered</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> why people wear their wedding bands on the left ring finger?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Wll, the Chinese believed that there is an explanation....and here is why.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Read On....</span><br /><br />*****<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The THUMB represents your/one's Parents.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The second~INDEX~finger represents your/one's Siblings.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The tall~MIDDLE~finger represents your/one-Self.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The fourth~RING~finger represents you/one's Life Partner.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The last~LITTLE~finger represents your/one's Children.</span><br /><br />*****<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">NOW, here's the trick to know.....</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">*</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">First, open your palms, --face-to-face--</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">then slowly bend the middle fingers,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">and hold them together back-to-back.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">*</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Then, open and hold the three remaining fingers</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">and thumb~tip-to-tip~</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(as shown in the picture).</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">*</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Now....</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Try to separate your Thumbs (representing your Parents).</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">They will open because our Parents are not destined to be with us</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">our whole life long....</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">and have to leave us, sooner or later.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">*</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Now join your Thumbs as before</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">and try to separate your INDEX fingers</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(representing Siblings).</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">They, too, will open, because your siblings</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">will eventually marry and have their own families,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">and of course, lead their own lives.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">*</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">NOW, join your Index fingers and</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">try and separate your Little fingers</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(representing your Children)</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">They, too, will open because the Children will</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">eventually marry and leave the Nest someday.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">*</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Finally, join your Little Fingers and try this time,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">to separate your Ring Fingers....</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(representing your Spouse/Partner).</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">You will be surprised to see that</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> you just CANNOT do so!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">......>>>>>>></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">because Husband-and Wife were made to</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> be together~through thick and thin~</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">all the days of their lives!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">*</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lastly,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I read somewhere that the veins on the LEFT ring finger</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> is directly connected to one's heart,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">hence the choice of people long ago</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">to wear their wedding rings</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">on the left, becoz it's nearest the heart!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Romantic, isn't it?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">*</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">But then,......</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">maybe, when I get married, I'd opt </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">to wear mine on my</span><span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> THUMB!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Both thumbs, if you please!</span><br /></span></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">*</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-77168819141865753712007-07-27T00:26:00.000-07:002008-12-08T19:35:08.334-08:00Know What HELLO Really Means?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPSFuKNyNgMp9UaWPb_OvhWomlovr2eOaCi69oa9o1SpXO1UqyqGrIJPukUPy_kTGymOJgqDYNWRbMd98gYvHBu-e7OgdKsQ7TBJUaysLh0kyK2dZmeE7sjlMn2uz2OVqKVLIOO-iE72s/s1600-h/clouds1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPSFuKNyNgMp9UaWPb_OvhWomlovr2eOaCi69oa9o1SpXO1UqyqGrIJPukUPy_kTGymOJgqDYNWRbMd98gYvHBu-e7OgdKsQ7TBJUaysLh0kyK2dZmeE7sjlMn2uz2OVqKVLIOO-iE72s/s320/clouds1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5091776991747986306" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">H-</span> H</span>ow are you?<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">E- </span>E</span>verything all right?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">L- </span>L</span>ike to hear from you!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">L-</span> L</span>ove to see you soon!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">O-</span> O</span>bviously, I miss you!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">H-</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">E</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);">-</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">L-</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">L-</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">O!</span></span><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-87780051134697131042007-07-24T02:18:00.000-07:002008-12-08T19:35:08.510-08:00HEADACHE CURE?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHhqvNvm21UzHUyeGG7nq7hyphenhyphenvQn-k0NfTxUvUAZnY2Q4cqVHSbVxBEwwLXBjCQ0zRApMY3kU8Z4a1oqthUOBX5HrhSIagMDH17vBuc9JzqaiPWvlT5o1CJRK1pe8wH1P-VB3dPAfCL6bo/s1600-h/Butterfly.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHhqvNvm21UzHUyeGG7nq7hyphenhyphenvQn-k0NfTxUvUAZnY2Q4cqVHSbVxBEwwLXBjCQ0zRApMY3kU8Z4a1oqthUOBX5HrhSIagMDH17vBuc9JzqaiPWvlT5o1CJRK1pe8wH1P-VB3dPAfCL6bo/s320/Butterfly.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090696107393373026" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">The doctor said: <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">"OK, Joe, the good news is, I can cure your headache."</span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">The bad news is, it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,</span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">which causes your testicles to push into your spine,</span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.</span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."<br /><br />***<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Joe reluctantly agreed to go under the knife.<br />When he left the hospital, he was without a headache<br />for the first time in 20 years!<br /><br />But he was depressed about losing his balls.<br />Maybe, he thought,.....<br />he'd kick the blues if he bought a new suit.<br /><br />***<br /><br />So he entered a clothing store and<br />the elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said,<br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"Let's see....size 44 long!"</span><br /><br />Joe laughed. <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">"That's right! How did you know?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"Been in the business 60 years!"</span><br />the tailor said.<br /><br />***<br /><br />Joe tried the suit on. It fitted perfectly.<br /><br />And so Joe agreed to buy a new shirt and underwear, too.<br /><br />The salesman guessed his shirt size again<br />because <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"he's been in the business 60 years!"</span><br /><br />***<br /><br />Now....for the underwear....<br /><br />The salesman said:<br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"Let's see.....size 36!"</span><br /><br />Joe laughed: <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">"Ah ha! I've got you!</span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old!"</span><br /><br />***<br /><br />The salesman shook his head:<br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"You can't wear a size 34!</span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br />A size 34 would press your testicles up </span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">against<br /> the base of your spine and </span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">give you one hell of a headache."</span><br /><br />***<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Next time, ask for a second....<br />no, a third....<br />nope! a fourth opinion!<br /><br />Oh what the heck?<br /><br />He's got no more, doesn't he?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"></span></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-61208827770551404432007-07-21T15:30:00.000-07:002008-12-08T19:35:08.643-08:00My New Pillow, Bow!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSSNLShZ1i80c03jF2AUMOUGcV2KZ1lf1CS1lX63h9f1ZPvRKaDHPZfq2ou6gXPqHzVvn3J-HCYKFxjIIeLKJJnVlaE41PTdAiTd6vZwuNRYTkhk3K4jLSEUmSJbmXyjk9lSv3jvKa3EA/s1600-h/Unan.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSSNLShZ1i80c03jF2AUMOUGcV2KZ1lf1CS1lX63h9f1ZPvRKaDHPZfq2ou6gXPqHzVvn3J-HCYKFxjIIeLKJJnVlaE41PTdAiTd6vZwuNRYTkhk3K4jLSEUmSJbmXyjk9lSv3jvKa3EA/s320/Unan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5089782181302457170" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br />I am one person who likes to be surrounded with pillows.<br />Maybe I find pillows such comfort!<br /><br />And, yesterday,<br />I gifted myself with a new one<br /><br />.... a cuddling pillow.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">But I like the one with a vibrating sound,<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">similar to that of a moving train.....<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">one that really cuddles you to sleep.....<br />complete with a timer!<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"> I saw one like that but the digits sure hurts!<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />Oh well,<br />I'd just comfort my time with this one<br />for the meantime....<br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-45068479814817074612007-07-21T05:25:00.000-07:002008-12-08T19:35:08.768-08:00GOODBYE LETTERS<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh0t2zieVMiAuE0ZwViwqxdcX6j6e3cRVczABA4F9csV9aamNMeNkQgLuixQepjPdueT4lLcypq4PFBD9jxfkbRFGgsrh5g9lMA-DDpI6jdqLYRs8nOONJfnCCNVQWzkDQahXzoKq4XDk/s1600-h/av-2hearts.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh0t2zieVMiAuE0ZwViwqxdcX6j6e3cRVczABA4F9csV9aamNMeNkQgLuixQepjPdueT4lLcypq4PFBD9jxfkbRFGgsrh5g9lMA-DDpI6jdqLYRs8nOONJfnCCNVQWzkDQahXzoKq4XDk/s320/av-2hearts.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5089638222588629826" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">Dear Wife,<br /><br /><br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">I am writing you this letter to tell you that I am leaving you for good.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">I've been a good man to you for seven years, and I have nothing to show for it.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">These last two weeks have been hell. Then today, your boss called to tell me </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">that you had quit your job and that was the last straw.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new silk boxers. You came home</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">I'm gone.<br /><br /><br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">Your Ex-Husband,<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">--------<br /><br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">Have a great life!</span><br />..........<br /><br /><br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"><br />Dear Ex-Husband,<br /><br /><br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">It's true that we have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">constant whining and griping. Too bad, that doesn't work.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, and the first thing that came to my mind</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">was "You look just like a girl!" but my Mother raised me not to say anything if you </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">can't say anything nice. </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">my SISTER because I have stopped eating pork seven years ago!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">was still on them. </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">I prayed that it was a coincidence that my SISTER had just borrowed fifty dollars </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">from me that morning....and your silk boxers were $49.99.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">After all of this, I still loved you, and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the Lotto</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets for Jamaica. But when I got </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">home, you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">My lawyer said that with that letter you wrote, you won't get a dime from me.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">So take care.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Signed,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Rich as hell...and Free!<br /><br />-----------<br /><br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">P.S. </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla, was born Carl.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">I hope that's not a problem.</span>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-27429050625775756012007-07-17T03:33:00.001-07:002008-12-08T19:35:09.141-08:00Philippine Fiesta at Yoyogi Park,Tokyo:Kabanata2<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjHAv8YV1zsCSEhzqg6eBteXcOb-EyYeYHG61oPpylzleLFqPfcRrpuZ8gD_p2TE2NLeooTFE5dTRi2AucciGhi63ObcAB1bcCYbj9MMsmuVXwbwh81c3aMsen9ixTkh6kjD4VsGBaa5A/s1600-h/PhilFiestaJuly14-07+006.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjHAv8YV1zsCSEhzqg6eBteXcOb-EyYeYHG61oPpylzleLFqPfcRrpuZ8gD_p2TE2NLeooTFE5dTRi2AucciGhi63ObcAB1bcCYbj9MMsmuVXwbwh81c3aMsen9ixTkh6kjD4VsGBaa5A/s320/PhilFiestaJuly14-07+006.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088113587528196962" border="0" /></a>Ito ang jogging area. Kinunan ko ng larawan ang mga kabataang galing sa TODAI [TOkyo University] sa kanilang jogging sa loob ng Yoyogi Park. Maganda ang lugar dahil sa lawak nito at sa mga punong naglalakihan doon.<br /><br />Malinis na hangin at malamig kung tag-init.<br />Alaga rin ang kanyang mga facilities kaya masasabing<br />maayos at maganda.<br /><br />Maulan nga lang noong araw na nandoon ako,<br />kaya medyo malabo ang mga larawan.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0aAQ7u01k6zPjua6eXk-V9MlXhAROBr3rxyn3En05IKoYe_iRHFgB3LvJKWxwU979IxvQtMC54I5euDk6QXkOY7tTjJ6OEDmx21wmdJtIH6Bpg_6u7RT2T1jUabAsh1R50PaE-qvgS4c/s1600-h/PhilFiestaJuly14-07+002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0aAQ7u01k6zPjua6eXk-V9MlXhAROBr3rxyn3En05IKoYe_iRHFgB3LvJKWxwU979IxvQtMC54I5euDk6QXkOY7tTjJ6OEDmx21wmdJtIH6Bpg_6u7RT2T1jUabAsh1R50PaE-qvgS4c/s320/PhilFiestaJuly14-07+002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088112913218331474" border="0" /></a>Center Stage. Habang nagsasayaw ang isang grupo ng mga dancers na nagpamalas ng kanilang galing sa Indak-Pinoy.<br /><br /><br /><br />Isang hilera ng mga booths, Mga pagkaing Pinoy at serbisyong para sa Pinoy gaya ng telephone cards, PAL, Long Distance Call services, GMA, ABS=CBN TV, at Balikbayan boxes ang may mga outlet doon.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0rm9qg5fuDl_VZkX-KKdvFsa-ezttXj_OArhq28h2iV8vlYraNHpvHDEAPc1EW2VEJi5oSvTzq5Xn9IKIZe0oelUbdD1YrHB02xWUlYtDlf3qGYP1_7toxR_5EwF1afc9pquXBUGbFJM/s1600-h/PhilFiestaJuly14-07+004.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0rm9qg5fuDl_VZkX-KKdvFsa-ezttXj_OArhq28h2iV8vlYraNHpvHDEAPc1EW2VEJi5oSvTzq5Xn9IKIZe0oelUbdD1YrHB02xWUlYtDlf3qGYP1_7toxR_5EwF1afc9pquXBUGbFJM/s320/PhilFiestaJuly14-07+004.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088112277563171634" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Meron din ang mga Ulam:Bopis, Ihaw-ihaw,<br />Lechong Paksiw, BBQ, Dinuguan, atbp. Ang dami ring kakanin: Pichi-pichi, Guinatan, Puto, Banana Q at kung anu-ano pa. Nakabili ako ng Pichi-pichi dahil medyo hindi ko ito magawa dito, dahil sa kakulangan ng mabibilihan ng niyog kung saan ako nakatira. Nadala ko pang pasalubong para kay Lolo ang Pichi-pichi.<br /><br />Hindi nga lang makakakain kasi maulan at walang lugar na puwedeng kainan ng mga bisita. Karamihan ay nakatayo at hawak pa ang kani-kanilang payong! Mahirap para sa akin, dahil nga sa mga dala-dalahan ko. Mahirap namang ibaba at baka mabasa lahat. Hindi tuloy ako makakain kaya bumili na lang ako ng kakanin at sa bahay na lang ako kumain.<br /><br />Hindi kasi ako puwede sa ganyang madaliang kainan, eh. Kailangan sa akin, nakapuwesto talaga.<br /><br /><br />Sana naman, sa susunod, isipin naman ng mga namamahala ang mga pangangailangan nang hindi parang bitin.<br /><br />Isang araw lang ako sa Fiesta na ito. Maulan kasi, kaya naglibot na lang ako ng mga shops sa kalapit na Harajuku. Naglibot din ako sa Shinjuku at Shinagawa. Masarap sana kung may kasama ka. Masarap amglibot kung may kausap. Hindi mo mamamalayan ang paglalakad.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">~oo00oo~<br /></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-68959353462041388952007-07-17T02:50:00.001-07:002008-12-08T19:35:09.469-08:00Philippine Fiesta at Yoyogi Park,Tokyo<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivoOTBku9UjYbYGpDK8Wmns5l5uZgaxtGhwex5GZvAS8OPkHVkalBCMCowJzslmCHIuDOsU5Los7xXQBm2z3QCjSbRVHnJRvXllxxWzT7ofi3W1vo7f9qQZ1YdUZ2fbc0h01G9JBF54dU/s1600-h/PhilFiestaJuly14-07+003.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivoOTBku9UjYbYGpDK8Wmns5l5uZgaxtGhwex5GZvAS8OPkHVkalBCMCowJzslmCHIuDOsU5Los7xXQBm2z3QCjSbRVHnJRvXllxxWzT7ofi3W1vo7f9qQZ1YdUZ2fbc0h01G9JBF54dU/s320/PhilFiestaJuly14-07+003.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088110009820439314" border="0" /></a>Malawak ang Yoyogi Park. Ginamit ito noong nag-host ng Olympics ng Bansang Japan noong 1964. Ginagamit rin ito bilang jogging area ng mga tao, dahil sa lawak at sa dami ng masisilungang mga puno na inaalagaan ng Metro Tokyo.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKjU3Mtp9xfWzMm_S6jI8fymY3xeTL2KC-97uNuA-7E4GU4Hi5X20OFAFgVAzrFX2zoXbK1uguib5Eci6enSMfWX7g11FuZOVUZeRipShFsx-mDT18_feB6W0mjvh0LSqGtir9OQdgfvY/s1600-h/PhilFiestaJuly14-07+012.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKjU3Mtp9xfWzMm_S6jI8fymY3xeTL2KC-97uNuA-7E4GU4Hi5X20OFAFgVAzrFX2zoXbK1uguib5Eci6enSMfWX7g11FuZOVUZeRipShFsx-mDT18_feB6W0mjvh0LSqGtir9OQdgfvY/s320/PhilFiestaJuly14-07+012.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088108382027834114" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Gate ng Fiesta. Dalawa ang nakita kong ganito.<br />Ginanap ito nitong July 14-15,2007.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYWNfiFfMhZv2RYBJ_KadnSsTVVSWrUviPj0Y2D1RfEddCTphUhKlEeNTOVOZW6o19H1w5ugxFn8vBcHhJk4nr5sCPEtSxrzRr1f5TLRObfcEcb9-oGcCGqw17JFyddXVeGeGLYNJjaQc/s1600-h/PhilFiestaJuly14-07+005.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYWNfiFfMhZv2RYBJ_KadnSsTVVSWrUviPj0Y2D1RfEddCTphUhKlEeNTOVOZW6o19H1w5ugxFn8vBcHhJk4nr5sCPEtSxrzRr1f5TLRObfcEcb9-oGcCGqw17JFyddXVeGeGLYNJjaQc/s320/PhilFiestaJuly14-07+005.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088107926761300706" border="0" /></a><br />Booths na nakahilera sa isang bahagi ng Yoyogi Park. Ilan lang ito sa maraming booths na nandoon. Sayang nga lang at inulan. Kuha ito sa itaas ng pedestrian walk na nagkakabit sa Yoyogi Park galing sa jogging area at Fountains.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2213254651154348.post-31017014603341526372007-07-16T02:36:00.000-07:002008-12-08T19:35:09.711-08:00Silent Treatment, Anyone?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOl5yOwZzIcX50ERoDe3MNqOrIKMxbP4MAQhC_b1y6QIqJYdAEeCxgB6KY8TZqb2lPkfVNn3UMN5JaOkaImzqzkenwtHFLLOV1gsm_mHXfGq2ue2SWthEXFnVNq5tEanq1_QnggdbLefU/s1600-h/av-violetbutterfly.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOl5yOwZzIcX50ERoDe3MNqOrIKMxbP4MAQhC_b1y6QIqJYdAEeCxgB6KY8TZqb2lPkfVNn3UMN5JaOkaImzqzkenwtHFLLOV1gsm_mHXfGq2ue2SWthEXFnVNq5tEanq1_QnggdbLefU/s320/av-violetbutterfly.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087727298169594434" border="0" /></a><br /><center><span style="font-family:arial;">A man and his wife were having some problems at home<br />and</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">were giving each other the silent treatment.</span><br /><br />*<br /><br /> <span style="font-family:arial;">Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM</span> <span style="font-family:arial;"><br />for an early morning business flight.<br />*<br /><br /></span> <span style="font-family:arial;">Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),</span> <span style="font-family:arial;"><br />he wrote on a piece of paper,</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">"Please wake me at 5:00 AM."<br /><br />*<br /></span> <span style="font-family:arial;">He left it where he knew she would find it.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">The next morning, the man woke up,</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">only to discover it was 9:00 AM</span> <br /><span style="font-family:arial;">and he had missed his flight.</span> <br /><br /><br />*<br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Furious, he was about to go and see</span> <span style="font-family:arial;">why his wife hadn't wakened him,<br /></span> <span style="font-family:arial;">when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.</span> <br /><br />*<br /><span style="font-family:arial;">The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."<br /><br />*****<br /><br /></span> <span style="font-family:arial;">Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.</span> <br /><span style="font-family:arial;">God may have created man before woman,</span><br /> <span style="font-family:arial;">but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.</span><br /><br />**<br /> <span style="font-family:arial;">(</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >I really liked this part, hehe!</span> <br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;" >women are masterpieces, indeed!</span><span style="font-family:arial;">)</span> <span style="font-family:arial;"><br /><br />**<br /><br />*with apologies to some gentlemen who may be passing by......</span><br />*<br /><br /></center>Hannahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16528388697801537688noreply@blogger.com0