Silent Treatment, Anyone?

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.

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Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM
for an early morning business flight.
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Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),
he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."

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He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight.


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Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

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The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

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Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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(I really liked this part, hehe!
women are masterpieces, indeed!)

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*with apologies to some gentlemen who may be passing by......
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