HEADACHE CURE?

The doctor said: "OK, Joe, the good news is, I can cure your headache." The bad news is, it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to push into your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

***

Joe reluctantly agreed to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache
for the first time in 20 years!

But he was depressed about losing his balls.
Maybe, he thought,.....
he'd kick the blues if he bought a new suit.

***

So he entered a clothing store and
the elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said,
"Let's see....size 44 long!"

Joe laughed. "That's right! How did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!"
the tailor said.

***

Joe tried the suit on. It fitted perfectly.

And so Joe agreed to buy a new shirt and underwear, too.

The salesman guessed his shirt size again
because "he's been in the business 60 years!"

***

Now....for the underwear....

The salesman said:
"Let's see.....size 36!"

Joe laughed: "Ah ha! I've got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old!"

***

The salesman shook his head:
"You can't wear a size 34!
A size 34 would press your testicles up against
the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

***
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Next time, ask for a second....
no, a third....
nope! a fourth opinion!

Oh what the heck?

He's got no more, doesn't he?