ISTAYL NOY-PI

Pagod ka ba?
.....'Lika, Tawa Muna!

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* Nakasulat sa pader:
"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"

* along a highway in Pampanga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"

* on a self-service restaurant in Cebu:
"PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN"

* in a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"

* on a house beside an auto repair shop:
"NO PARKING AND REPAIR HERE"

* signs at PHILCOA:
"NO CROSSING PEDESTRIANS WILL BE APPREHENDED"

* in Baguio Country Club:
"TEMPORARY CLOSE"

* in Cubao:
"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"

* on a parking lot:
"TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"

* office clinic in Sta. Cruz:
"DR. SAKIM A. MORGE. MD."

* along Luneta Boulevard:
"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"

* on Jeepney and Bus signs:
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"

* on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"

* on a delivery truck:
"NOT FOR HERE"

* on window of a restaurant in Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"

* on a street in San Juan:

"BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA TAE RITO"


* A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a
university:"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."


* At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:
"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"

* On a truck's tail: "KUNG NABABASA MO 'TO, PAG-NAUTOT AKO MAAAMOY MO"

* at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"


* somewhere along San Andres:
"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"

* vacant lot near makati ave.: "DON'T PARKING"

* at an eatery in Cebu:
"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!

and this is the best of them all!!

* on a building somewhere in the Philippines.....
"NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"


*Karatula sa may puno ng kapitbahay ko sa MetroManila:
"Kaya ako nagtanim, para makakain; Kung gusto n'yong kumain,
magtanim din kayo, mga P---ng I-- nyo!"
[OO nga ta tama siya, pero nawala ang class nya: crass pala siya!
Sa konting Papaya, nahulog ang pagka-guro niya!]

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:::ITO, ayoko sanang i-post, kaya lang totoong merong ganito,
kaya sige, basa lang!:::

* On a wall in Laloma street, a sign says
"HULI IHI, PUTOL TITI"

DI-EN