CHOICES, Choices!

A MAN
wanted to get married.
He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.
He gives each woman a present of $ 5,000 each and watch
what they do with the money.

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THE FIRST
does a total make over.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new make up,
and buys several new outfits
and dresses up very nicely for the man.
She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed!

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THE SECOND
goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of Golf clubs,
some new gizmos for his computer
and some expensive clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him
that she has spent all the money on him
becasue she loves him so much.

AGAIN, the man was impressed!

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THE THIRD
invests the money in a stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000.
She gives him back the $5,000 and reinvests
the remainder in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much!

OBVIOUSLY, the man was impressed!

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THE MAN
thought for a long time what each woman had done
with the money he had given her.....


THEN
he married the one with
the biggest boobs!

MEN
are like that, you know!

There is
more money spent
on Breast Implants and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040,
there should be more elderly population
with perky boobs and huge erections
............
and absolutely no recollections
with what to do with them!

Think....


.........I can only .....


LAUGH!

Hee-Haw!

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