$alary Increa$e

ONE DAY, an employee sent a letter to his Boss
asking for an increase in his salary.

Read on:

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Dear Bo$$,


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In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately.

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I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$, worker$ who

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have given $o much $upport, including $weat and $ervice to your Company.


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I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.


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Your$ $incerely,


Norman $oh



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The very next day, the employee received a reply:



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Dear NOrman,


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I kNOw you have been working very hard.
NOwadays, NOthing much has changed.
You must have NOticed that our Company is NOt doing
NOticeably well as yet.


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NOw the newspapers are saying the world's largest ecoNOmists
are not sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession.


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After the NOvember presidential elections, things may turn out bad.


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I have NOthing more to add NOw.
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You kNOw what I mean.

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Yours truly,

The Manager

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